Summer doesn't begin till i go to jail...
it ceases to amaze me how fuckin unlucky i am when it comes to being back at home. Everything was going great; my parents had gone to the hamptons, i had the house to myself, with my brother, and Phil/Mike and The Italians Tour was starting Friday. To start the weekend off right, Thursday night was RAQ on a boat on the Hudson River, with Erica, Jeizel, Adam and Jon. Good times, Great FUn, the boat fuckin ROCKED, and they covered INFORMER (the best part was hearing todd, the pianist, tell greg the drummer..."take it down to a 3/8 "). So the show was tons of fun, the boat rocked back end forth, knocked over some microphones which made us all laugh. Anyway, i slept at adams b/c i was gonna be a good brother and help him move into his new apt.
So after moving Paul and Marni into thier new apt. (which i have to say is absolutely georgous) i had the priviledge of contemplating whether to drive down to Camden and see the Phil/TreyMIke SHow. So the show was great, i drove down to Camden with Peter, (my new 50 year old dead head friend who i never met once in my life but was gonna give me a free ticket if i drove him to and from the show). After driving back into the city and dropping off Peter, i cruised home, and woke up at the butt-crack of dawn to go caddy. Let it be KNOWN that caddying during the weekend of the 4th of July just isn;t that good.(PERIOD END OF STORY) So after caddying i went back into the city to pick up paul and marni to arrive infront of thier apartment with paul asking me if i had the keys to his apartment. "NO Keys here," so now were looking in the garbage, the fire escape, anywhere fuckin possible. STill NO KEYS, but we got a show in Holmdel to get to. 3 Chicken BLT's NO MAYO to go. Let the car roll, and were off.
Easy Drive on the Garden State Parkway and were off to Kate and Andrew's place that they are staying at for the weekend. Long Story short, show ends, Paul and MArni do not stay at Kandrews, and i go with e-dawg back to my place... along the way, i beat Adam Katz in hockey 4-3 with two face-off goals in overtime.
So now its Monday, and im on my way with Jeff Lavine to a party after picking up fireworks from his house and now we were driving and WHACK! I pull up to an intersection that is a blind T stop, Im making a left and this woman is driving from my left and im trying to make a left, well to my amazement, the car ended up hitting me on her LEFT SIDE which means the bitch swerved into me. Well, now is where it gets interesting. TO my knowledge i have not had a lisence for a little while and now im thinking if i give the police my liscense... i was so going to jail. So i tell jeff he has to take the wrap, he's like, "i have no shoes, give me your sandals." So he takes the wrap, no tickets were given, my car needed to be towed away and when i got back to the party, shots of absenth was waiting for the both of us. NOW two days later i find out that Jeff's parental guidances think it would in the best interest to tell the police what really happened. I SAID NO. NOW im buggin, and like every other summer i have, i will be working all summer long to pay off this stupid FUCKIN nonsense i get myself into.
NOTE TO SELF: get the fuck out of NJ, move to manhattan, don;t drive, find the love of my life and settle the fuck down. So, if anyone has a female-friend, that can get a guy who is slightly on tilt, but has great characteristics (physically, emotionally, physchologically, and personally), holler at me.
posted by mitchupitchu @ 4:00 PM
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